Nothing to see here - Register or Login?
Hey there soldier, tired of your heroic gaming exploits going unrecognised? Want to be able to brag to your mates? Or how about recording your achievements so that future generations can see how great you are... Well we can't help you if we don't know who you are!
Register with us and not only can you record your score but you also get to do all this other cool shit too:
- Jump straight into your favourite games!
- Allow digital information to enter your being through your eyes and ears, activating synapses thus enabling you to "literally" and "actually" interact with us.
- See how you get on against your mates!
- Hear about new games first!
- Participate joyfully in the sorrows of the world.
- Track your game stats!
- Make friends and influence people!
- We love you long time!
Otherwise, if you are already a "signed up" user then why not stop being a numpty and sign in? There's a shiny login button just over there -->